Dear Preview App on OSX

When I rotate an image and then save it, you need to actually rotate the image! Otherwise my image gets posted upside-down and I end up looking like a complete idiot.

With Love,
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Dear Professional American Football Player

You know what? I like your style. I think what you do on the field is pretty awesome, and then the way you celebrate it? Wow, just … awesome. Like the other day, when you guys were losing something like 35-3 with a minute to go, and you managed to slip around the Left Guard and sack the quarterback. That dance you did over him as he struggled to his feet, and the way your teammates celebrated with you left me speechless. And that one time that you stopped the running back on a routine play up the middle, and then you started moving your body like a chicken in heat was also really impressive.

Thanks for doing your job.

Dear M. Night Shyamalan,

I just watched “The Happening” and now I want to punch you in the face.

This movie was terrible.

Here’s the deal, I love Zooey Deschanel, and I would be willing to just watch her stand there and do nothing for an hour and a half, and yet you’ve managed to make a movie where she stars, and I just want to turn it off. While that takes skill, it’s not the sort of skill you ought to advertise.

This movie was terrible.

Issue two: I know for a fact you can make good movies. I watched “Unbreakable” and that movie is a-w-e-s-o-m-e. “Signs”, “The 6th Sense”… these movies are great. What the hell happened to you?

This movie was terrible.

One final batch of questions for you: Do you really think that anyone, after watching this movie, was glad that they had done so? Would anyone in their right mind recommend to a friend that they see this movie? Would anyone pass up the opportunity to travel back in time to keep themselves from seeing it in the first place? Did you lose a bet with those “Saw” people, and have to include all the things they felt were too lame to go in their movies in yours? Honestly, what were you thinking?

Ron

p.s. This movie was terrible.