Dear Whatever — Stop Being Stupid

Entries from August 2009

Dear Dish Network Phone Tree

August 26, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Your menu system sucks. You offer two options, neither of which apply to me. When I’m frozen due to indecision, you offer me the two options again.

Thankfully, jamming 0 enough times took me to a human being. Not so thankfully, she proceeded to send me through to another phone tree.

Sigh.

- joel

p.s. It would not be in the spirit of this blog to mention that when I did get through to a human being, he was extremely helpful and got me taken care of right away. So I won’t.

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Dear Movies

August 3, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Cars peeling out on sand do not make squealing noises. Because it’s sand.

love,

Joel

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