Dear Facebook Users

Do not threadjack. When someone posts a status update, and someone else comments, and then you dive in and are all “Hey second commenter, I’d like to start a new totally unrelated conversation about whatever here on the original poster’s status update”, you are breaking the internet.

Dear Facebook

Your Api Documentation is flawed. I’ve just blown an hour trying to get something to work that you have assured me is the proper way to do things… only it doesn’t work. Thanks for making me feel like an idiot.

Also, infinite session keys are retarded.

Waiting for the next fad,
Ron