There are currently 18 tables in this coffee shop. 5 of these tables are occupied. There is one table open between me and that table with 3 attractive ladies. You’ll note I am facing them, and they are all able to see me. This arrangement is rather pleasing to me. I can fathom no earthly reason why you, an awkward looking middle aged man, would think it wise to choose this table, rather than the 12 other tables that are open and available. Your decision to sit on the opposite end, facing me, and blocking the entire next table from my view is even more maddening.
Wishing you intense pain,
Ron
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