Hey… guess what. As surprising as this might be, the majority of the people in this coffee shop aren’t interested in what you are currently doing, so there’s really no need to talk about it loud enough for all of us to hear. Also, if you’re going to try to chat up the baristas, go ahead and walk over to them, rather than shouting from the opposite end of the place.
Yeah… Cell Phones are great, aren’t they? But, sadly, we’re just not interested in hearing every part of your phone conversation either, so you can either take it outside or talk quieter. What you don’t need to do is talk loudly while walking around the coffee shop like you’re completing laps in a Fun-Run.
One other quick tip: We’ve all been burned by the “oops, I left my cell phone’s ringer on in a public place” thing, but when it happens twice within minutes of each other, it makes you a jackass.
Hoping something bad happens to you,
Ron