Dear Comment Spammer

So.. thanks for those 50 links to where I can buy cialis. I think you must have thought I missed it the first 49 times you posted it, ’cause that 50th one showed up right away. You didn’t leave your name, or a place where I could reach you, so I can’t personalize this at all… hence the open post here.

Oh! I see you left another 5 messages. Thanks again!

Have you noticed that these things aren’t being saved at all, and that you are accomplishing nothing? No.. probably not, because you are a robot, and you don’t have feelings. I’m not going to lie, that’s rather irritating to me, because I wish little more than to cause you serious pain… Maybe you were programmed to feel pain..? I can hope, I guess.

So, in closing, you are terrible, and the world would be a far better place if you didn’t exist.

Die,
Ron

Dear Person Who Runs “The Vision Catch”

(Hrm, or maybe it’s “Catch The Vision“. “Vision The Catch“? Your logo is confusing)

You should not comment on this blog, which is entirely unrelated to yours, just to tell me that you have posted to your blog and that you value my comments. You likely do not, actually, value my comments, as I am a bitter, hateful man with nothing good to say about anything. Have you read this blog? It’s true.

Needless to say, your comment has been akismet‘D and will not be published here. I did comment on your post, but I’m pretty sure you chose not to publish it, so this trackback will have to do.

Thanks!

Joel, and the Dear Whatever Team